Monday 7 May 2007

Make money while you sleep

Sounds impossible, doesn't it? Make money while you sleep? How do you do that? Easy. Using the Edmund Rawlings technique you can attract the ghosts of dead stockbrokers. They will visit you while you sleep and give you investment tips.

In my post of 5th March I told you all about Edmund Rawlings, but I did not reveal the steps he took to make it all possible. The funny thing is that Rawlings did not even realize he was laying himself open to these ghost attacks. It was a complete mystery to him, but not to me.

This is what you must do. When you go to bed always lie on your back with your mouth open, and think about money. Your face must not be covered by a sheet or a blanket because the ghosts enter through the mouth - your mouth must be clearly visible. This might be awkward, but the best time to fall asleep is between three and four in the morning. If you're lucky a ghost will attack you within fifteen minutes of falling asleep. Do not leave any lights on - ghosts hate lights. Easier said than done, but try not to be scared. Most ghosts are very friendly, so you haven't got much to worry about. If you're unfortunate enough to get a bad ghost just recite the Lord's prayer. That normally does the trick.

Well, that's it. I wish you all good luck. If you have any interesting experiences and want to tell me about them, send me an email.