Friday 4 April 2008

Goldman Sachs: Big Herb wants you!

I'm not quite sure how the Goldman Sachs managing directors on this list are going to feel about Big Herb in the world of spirit wanting them, but that's the way it is.

I have been speaking to David Pitt - chief priest in the cult of Big Herb - and he told me, 'Many are called, but few are chosen. Big Herb reckons these Goldman directors are perfect for some mystical operation he's got planned, and who's going to argue with him? I'm certainly not. I just follow orders, me.'

Well, anyway, Big Herb wants: Andrew J. Weisz, Thomas G. Young, Wei Zhu, Steven A. Mayer, Paul A. Bartlett, Christian A. Katz, Laurent Bouaziz, David A. George, Keith Ackerman, Lachlan Edwards, Kevin L. Adams, Christian S. Alexander, Paul E. Bachman, Roger S. Begelman, Christopher E. Blume, Simon A. Bregazzi, Jon Butler, Joseph A. Camarda, Martin E. Chavez, Henry L. Chen, Gary W. Chropuvka, Jesse H. Cole, Michael J. Daum, Alexander Davidovich, Nicola A. Davies, Stacey Ann DeMatteis, Harry Eliades, Frank Ertinger, Carlos Fernandez-Aller, Jonathan D. Fiorello, John J. Gauthier, Elizabeth Gilbert, Irwin Goldberg, Billy Goldstein, Maria V. Gordon, Roberta M. Goss, Philip W. Grovit, Jonathan J. Hall, Greger C. Hamilton, Magnus C. Hardeberg, Joanna Hislop, Joanne Howard, Paul Humphreys, Nicola S. Kane, Jorg H. Kukies, Scott D. Marchakitus, John E. McGarry, Celine-Marie G. Mechain, Justin E. Metz, Simon H. Moseley, Yoshie Naumann, Edward T. Naylor, Martin C. Pankau, Charles L. Park, Francesco Pascuzzi, Philippa A. Rogers, David J. Santina, Paul E. Schurman, Devesh P. Shah, Hazem A. Shawki, Daiki Takayama, Renaud Tartanson, Joseph K. Todd, David Townshend, Richard J. Tufft, John P. Underwood, Kurt J. Von Holzhausen, Daniel Wainstein, Timothy D. Walding, Kevin A. Walker, David T. Wilson, John M. Yae, Will E. Matthews, Brendan M. McGovern, Justin J. Pascoe, James W. Wight, Matthew C. Schwab, Stephen Graham, Michael S. Swell, Sarakorn Gerjarusak, Steve Sang Yong Park, Michael Furth, Alexis Maged, Filippo Cartiglia, Adriano C. Piccinin, John G. Bruno, Gabriel Perahia, James M. Karp, Gerald Messier, Jason Bajaj, Clarke D. Adams, Jeff R. Stolz, Selim Mehrez, Aaron M. Arth, Arun J. Assumall, Vivek J. Bantwal, Philip R. Berlinski, Timothy J. Bowler, Sharon A. Bradley, Kristin L. Breuss, Michael J. Buchanan, Donna Burns, David Chou, Thalia Chryssikou, Ira H. Cohen, Lauren Dang, Daniel Deng, Jonathan G. Donne, Jay A. Friedman, Maria Paola Garbarino, Jean-Christophe Germani, Brad D. Gillman, Federico J. Gilly, John L. Glover III, Melissa Goldman, Edward J. Goldthorpe, Bennett Grau, Bradley J. Gross, Patrick P. Hargreaves, Vicky M. Hayes, Melissa R. Brown, Suzanne O. Donohoe, Christopher H. Eoyang, Peter C. Herbert, Walter A. Jackson, James C. Katzman, Anthony W. Ling, Peter B. MacDonald, James A. McNamara, Michael S. Rotter, David T. Simons, Johannes R. Sulzberger, Ashok Varadhan, Scott R. Weinstein, Nicholas G. Giordano, Christopher P. Sullivan, William J. Young, Ben I. Adler, Philip S. Armstrong, Steven M. Barry, Jordan M. Bender, Paul D. Bernard, George M. Brady, James B. Clark, Stephen Davies, Luca D. Ferrari, Alexander W. Fletcher, James R. Garvey, Stefan Green, Mary L. Harmon, Valerie J. Harrison, Margaret J. Holen, Robert F. Incorvaia, Christopher J. Magarro, David J. Marshall, Ian R. McCormick, Stuart G. McPherson, James P. Morris, Jeffrey P. Nedelman, Normann G. Roesch, David C. Ryan, James E. Sawtell, Stephen M. Scherr, John E. Smollen, Robert P. Wall, Kevin L. Willens, Jon A. Woodruff, Douglas M. Angstrom, Edward R. Wilkinson, Akio Asuke, Matthew H. Cyzer, Larry M. Kellerman, Timothy J. Bridges, David D. Buckley, Colin Coleman, Michael J. Crinieri, Jeffrey R. Currie, Peter C. Enns, Douglas L. Feagin, Timothy T. Furey, Michael L. November, Alfredo J. Pastro, Robert D. Patch, Deepak K. Rao, Howard M. Rowe, Paul D. Scialla, Harvey S. Shapiro, Suhail A. Sikhtian, Yozo Tachibana, Thomas A. Wagner, Nicholas H. Weber, Mark R. Beveridge, Hector E. Negroni, Howard Fisher, Amar Kuchinad, Robert K. Jacobsen, Charles F. Adams, Guy M. du Parc Braham, Thomas J. Stein, Lori H. Arndt, Akihiko Asami, Tracey E. Benford, Gaurav Bhandari, Vivek Bohra, Samantha R. Brown, Mark J. Buono, Richard N. Cormack, James V. Covello, Olaf Diaz-Pintado, Keith Douglas, Sean J. Gallagher, Jason A. Gottlieb, Mark K. Hancock, James P. Houghton, Maria Karahalis, Scott E. Kilgallen, John J. Kim, John N. Kolz, Christopher P. Lalli, Bradford S. Levy, Joseph W. Macaione, David M. Marcinek, Michael T. Nartey, Junya Nishiwaki, Tosa Ogbomo, Jennifer A. Padovani, Martin A. Pennay, James F. Radecki, Richard N. Ramsden, Shlomi Raz, Carl J. Reed, Michael J. Rost, Guy E. Saidenberg, Julian F. Simon, Ram K. Sundaram, Michael J. Swenson, Henry Seiichi Takata, Jeffrey M. Tomasi, John H. Tribolati, Michael J. Millette, Simon P. Morris, Thomas C. Morrow, Erik F. Nielsen, James B. Otness, William M. Quinn, Richard J. Revell, David J. Rosenblum, Matthew L. Schroeder, David A. Shiffman, Chase O. Stevenson, Elisha Wiesel, Marina L. Roesler, William M. Roberts, William Lee Hemphill, Thomas V. Conigliaro, Mark E. Agne, Thomas K. Amster, James R. Cielinski, Elizabeth J. Ford, Rachel C. Golder, Kevin J. Guidotti, Kenneth L. Hirsch, Robert Howard, Kevin M. Jordan, Steven E. Kent, Ronald Lee, Thomas R. Lynch, Peter J. Lyon, Alexander M. Marshall, Arjun N. Murti, Robert W. Pack, Lisa A. Rotenberg, Pamela S. Ryan, Peter A. Seccia, Gavin Simms, Alec P. Stais, Morgan C. Sze, Philip J. Venables, Alejandro Vollbrechthausen, Dhruv Narain, Susan G. Bowers, Andrew I. Braun, Anne F. Brennan, Nancy D. Browne, Elizabeth M. Burban, Donald J. Casturo, Elena Ciallie, Elizabeth Cottam, Debora J. Daskivich, Michael C. Dawley, William J. Fallon, Sarah J. Gray, Jason R. Haas, Edward G. Hadden, Eric I. Hamou, Jan Hatzius, Dane E. Holmes, Kevin T. McGuire, Christina P. Minnis, Jon Winkelried, John S. Weinberg, Thomas K. Montag, Esta E. Stecher, Richard J. Gnodde, David B. Heller, Robert C. Jones, Bruce M. Larson, Sanjay H. Patel, Howard B. Schiller, James J. Birch, John W. Curtis, John E. Eisenberg, Oliver L. Frankel, William L. Jacob III, Andrew J. Kaiser, Wayne L. Moore, Donald J. Mulvihill, Robert J. Pace, Stephen R. Pierce, John J. Rafter, John F.W. Rogers, Michael J. Carr, Steven M. Feldman, Andrew M. Gordon, Timothy E. Hodgson, James A. Hudis, Colin E. King, Paulo C. Leme, Jeffrey M. Moslow, Andrea Ponti, Michael J. Poulter, Sarah E. Smith, John J. Vaske, David M. Weil, David M. Solomon, Gregory A. Agran, Raanan A. Agus, Mark M. Carhart, Thomas M. Dowling, Brian J. Duffy, Edward K. Eisler, James A. Fitzpatrick, Lorenzo Grabau, Peter W. Grieve, Joanne M. Hill, Michael R. Housden, Andrew J. Jonas, Kathleen M. Maloney, Kenneth W. Willman, Thomas J. Kenny, David B. Lischer, Stephen I. Lucas, Richard M. Manley, Lance M. Meyerowich, Emmanuel P. Niogret, Mark A. Patterson, Peter J. Perrone, Donald C. Reed, James H. Reynolds, Yann Samuelides, Laura D. Sanchez, Richard A. Schafrann, Michael T. Seigne, Jonathan M. Sheridan, Courtney B. Smith, Elizabeth S. Wahab, Douglas C. Weaver.