Friday 2 July 2010

Henry Cai is very tired

Why is everyone so surprised? Yes, Henry Cai is very tired. He has been burning himself up. All for money, for UBS. Top financial shaman! He needs a rest.

O Master, where should he go?

To recover? I don't know. Not the astral plane. Not the desert.

What about your gaff in *****?

He's not staying with me! I'm a busy man. I can't nursemaid exhausted executives. Not with all that I've got on at the moment.

Don't be so selfish.

O my child, I can't do it. Henry, mate, you're on your own.