Thursday 19 September 2013

[No. 153] Let's have fun with a fund: Oryza Capital!

It's a new hedge fund! Yes, another one!

And let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[1], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![1], and let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[2], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![1], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![2], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[1], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![2], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[1], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[2], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[1], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[2], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[1], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[2], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[1], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[2], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[1], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[2], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[1], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[2], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[1], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[2], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![1], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[2], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![1], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![2], and let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[3], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![2], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![3], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![3], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[3], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[3], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[3], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[3], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[3], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[3], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[3], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[3], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![3], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![3], and

And let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[1], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![1], and let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[2], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![1], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![2], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[1], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![2], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[1], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[2], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[1], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[2], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[1], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[2], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[1], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[2], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[1], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[2], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[1], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[2], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[1], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[2], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![1], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[2], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![1], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![2], and let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[3], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![2], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![3], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![3], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[3], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[3], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[3], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[3], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[3], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[3], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[3], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[3], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![3], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![3], and

And let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[1], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![1], and let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[2], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![1], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![2], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[1], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![2], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[1], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[2], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[1], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[2], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[1], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[2], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[1], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[2], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[1], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[2], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[1], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[2], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[1], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[2], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![1], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[2], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![1], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![2], and let's get a-ROUND, folks, and have a laugh on a rainy/cloudy day with a new HEDGE FUND that Goldman Sachs has launched[3], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![2], and Hideki Kinuhata and Ryan Thall are running it - great![3], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!![3], and we're talking long/short equity fund ... oh, because life is too LONG and too SHORT depending on how you're feeling, you dig?[3], and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / notice the small capitals, BEAUTIFUL / I aim to please[3], and a-ROUND here DIZZY?[3], and maybe it's the BIG CAPITALS that float your boat, eh? / and Oryza, Oryza, ORYZA!!! / but I'm not going bigger than that[3], and are YOU(!) having a GOOD TIME? / Frankly, I'd rather be down the pub[3], and thank your lucky stars there's a new fund / and imagine the pain of no new funds[3], and tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / I'll be down the pub, fuck this, man[3], and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza / and Oryza, Oryza, Oryza[3], and get it in your HEAD ... it's a new fund, and we love new funds, and we want more new funds ... this is LIFE![3], and what more do you want, you INSANE bastard?![3], and