Thursday 14 November 2013

[No. 170] Charles Stanley ain't no human being

He's a firm.

And you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[1], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[1], and you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[2], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[1], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[2], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[1], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[2], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[1], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[2], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[1], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[2], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[1], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[2], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[1], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[2], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[1], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[2], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[1], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[2], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[1], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[2], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[1], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[2], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[1], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[2], and you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[3], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[2], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[3], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[3], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[3], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[3], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[3], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[3], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[3], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[3], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[3], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[3], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[3], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[3], and

And you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[1], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[1], and you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[2], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[1], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[2], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[1], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[2], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[1], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[2], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[1], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[2], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[1], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[2], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[1], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[2], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[1], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[2], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[1], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[2], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[1], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[2], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[1], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[2], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[1], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[2], and you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[3], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[2], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[3], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[3], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[3], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[3], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[3], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[3], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[3], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[3], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[3], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[3], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[3], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[3], and

And you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[1], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[1], and you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[2], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[1], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[2], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[1], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[2], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[1], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[2], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[1], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[2], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[1], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[2], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[1], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[2], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[1], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[2], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[1], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[2], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[1], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[2], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[1], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[2], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[1], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[2], and you can say what you like about Charles Stanley: you're not going to hurt his feelings, "it" doesn't have any feelings[3], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[2], and I like the ones with names that are human, you know?[3], and if you didn't know, you could believe ...[3], and there are many SOULS(!) and BODIES(!) ... at Charles Stanley, the firm / breathing, moving, really living[3], and / one of the oldest firms on the London Stock Exchange / is it any consolation?[3], and I'm feeling ... REAL MEAN / I always feel / that's half my charm[3], and if Charlie were alive, spinning a-ROUND here and getting DIZZY, I'd be more understanding[3], and it's the staff I feel sorry for, working for a man who has never existed[3], and maybe - if I had the time, the energy - I could create a Charlie / out of bits and pieces / of the workers[3], and sometimes YOU(!) / must think I'm reasonably(?) SICK / but(!) ... at least I'm looking for solutions, eh?[3], and / broken, just a bit, it all ...[3], and I know it's fragments / oh, maybe YOU(!) should get a-ROUND / faster to make it all smoother[3], and I'm ANGRY now - at myself / so let's leave it here[3], and