Thursday 27 March 2014

[No. 206] Legal & General Investment Management is bugbear central!

This is for Justin Onuekwusi. Death to his bugbear! Death to all bugbears!

And I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[1], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![1], and I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[2], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[1], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![2], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[1], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[2], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![1], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[2], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[1], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![2], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[1], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[1], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[2], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[2], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[1], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![2], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[1], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![1], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[2], and it won't be long, Justin[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![2], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[1], and it won't be long, Justin[2], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[1], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[2], and I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[3], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[2], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![3], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[3], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[3], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![3], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[3], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[3], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![3], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[3], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![3], and it won't be long, Justin[3], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[3], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[3], and

And I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[1], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![1], and I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[2], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[1], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![2], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[1], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[2], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![1], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[2], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[1], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![2], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[1], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[1], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[2], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[2], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[1], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![2], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[1], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![1], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[2], and it won't be long, Justin[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![2], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[1], and it won't be long, Justin[2], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[1], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[2], and I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[3], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[2], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![3], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[3], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[3], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![3], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[3], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[3], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![3], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[3], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![3], and it won't be long, Justin[3], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[3], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[3], and

And I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[1], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![1], and I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[2], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[1], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![2], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[1], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[2], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![1], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[2], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[1], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![2], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[1], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[1], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[2], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[2], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[1], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![2], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[1], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![1], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[2], and it won't be long, Justin[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![2], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[1], and it won't be long, Justin[2], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[1], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[2], and I'm sure Justin ain't the only one[3], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[2], and hold on to your souls!!! / we'll spin this bugbear (hobgoblin!) away if it's the last thing we ever do / this is commitment![3], and one spin, two spins, three spins - more than the THREE?[3], and Justin has to be taken seriously / they seem to have a serious problem at Legal & General Investment Management[3], and / one of Europe's largest institutional asset managers and a major global investor ... infested with bugbears? YES!!![3], and / really?! bugbears?! / it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?[3], and let's get Justin's bugbear DIZZY unto death - yeah, the only "away" these bastards understand[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we are, me, Justin, YOU(!) ... and bugbear (for now)[3], and / Our clients include institutional pension funds, financial institutions, local authorities and sovereign wealth funds - tell it to the bugbears!!![3], and how many fund managers have to be driven half insane before the industry does something?[3], and / 'Thank God for Michael Fowke, the world's foremost financial shaman!' / Thank you, Voice[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, hold on!!! / bugbear seen better days, ha![3], and it won't be long, Justin[3], and I get so high a-ROUND here ... don't you?[3], and this is what I was born for! / I don't want Justin's money, man / just the satisfaction[3], and