Thursday 15 May 2014

[No. 218] We'll make Ian Pizer love Aviva Investors even if we have to get a-ROUND forever

Standard Life is for squares.

And the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[1], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![1], and the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[2], and where is he, our Ian?[1], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![2], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[1], and where is he, our Ian?[2], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[1], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[2], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[1], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[2], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![1], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[2], and he looks so miserable[1], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![2], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[1], and he looks so miserable[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![1], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[2], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![2], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[1], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[2], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[1], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[2], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![1], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[2], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[1], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![2], and I'm praying for a miracle[1], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[2], and the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[3], and I'm praying for a miracle[2], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![3], and where is he, our Ian?[3], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[3], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[3], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[3], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![3], and he looks so miserable[3], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![3], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[3], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[3], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[3], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![3], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[3], and I'm praying for a miracle[3], and

And the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[1], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![1], and the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[2], and where is he, our Ian?[1], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![2], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[1], and where is he, our Ian?[2], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[1], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[2], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[1], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[2], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![1], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[2], and he looks so miserable[1], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![2], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[1], and he looks so miserable[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![1], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[2], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![2], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[1], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[2], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[1], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[2], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![1], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[2], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[1], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![2], and I'm praying for a miracle[1], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[2], and the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[3], and I'm praying for a miracle[2], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![3], and where is he, our Ian?[3], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[3], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[3], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[3], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![3], and he looks so miserable[3], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![3], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[3], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[3], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[3], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![3], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[3], and I'm praying for a miracle[3], and

And the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[1], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![1], and the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[2], and where is he, our Ian?[1], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![2], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[1], and where is he, our Ian?[2], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[1], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[2], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[1], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[2], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![1], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[2], and he looks so miserable[1], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![2], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[1], and he looks so miserable[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![1], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[2], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![2], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[1], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[2], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[1], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[2], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![1], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[2], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[1], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![2], and I'm praying for a miracle[1], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[2], and the beauty of Aviva Investors is ... You don't have to do any work! / Who wouldn't want that? 'Ian Pizer'[3], and I'm praying for a miracle[2], and EVERYONE! look outside - there's a whole world out there, full of ice cream![3], and where is he, our Ian?[3], and let us hope ... and let us pray ... that Euan Munro knows what he's doing, eh? 'Yeah'[3], and what do we want, when the sun is shining? 'We want to get DIZZY all a-ROUND!!!'[3], and I got a feeling ... we're not alone[3], and here he is, our Ian, with the sunshine in his eyes, and an ice cream in his hand / Is he going to tell us he's not happy?![3], and he looks so miserable[3], and some of these fund managers don't know they're born[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... let's take Ian back to the days of the unpolluted mind![3], and most of these characters aren't strong enough to tell society they're not interested in playing the game ...[3], and, well ... there are others ... crazy souls[3], and / WHO ARE YOU(!)?[3], and money just isn't enough for crazy souls ... who want to touch the sun - that's the TRUTH, man!!![3], and if Ian loses it here in this moment ... / 'What are the odds?'[3], and I'm praying for a miracle[3], and