Monday 22 May 2017

[No. 514] Manifesto of chaos

I'm weak and wobbly! Don't ask me to lead the country, my kooks.

And ... help![1], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![1], and ... help![2], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[1], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![2], and, Jesus, save me![1], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[2], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[1], and, Jesus, save me![2], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![1], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[2], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[1], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![2], and, Lord, have mercy![1], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[2], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[1], and, Lord, have mercy![2], and give me your fucking house![1], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[2], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[1], and give me your fucking house![2], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[1], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[2], and don't look at me[1], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[2], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[1], and don't look at me[2], and I never wanted to be your leader[1], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[2], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[1], and I never wanted to be your leader[2], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![1], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[2], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[1], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![2], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![1], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[2], and give me everything you own[1], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![2], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[1], and give me everything you own[2], and ... what a shambles![1], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[2], and ... help![3], and ... what a shambles![2], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![3], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[3], and, Jesus, save me![3], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[3], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![3], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[3], and, Lord, have mercy![3], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[3], and give me your fucking house![3], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[3], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[3], and don't look at me[3], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[3], and I never wanted to be your leader[3], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[3], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![3], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[3], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![3], and give me everything you own[3], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[3], and ... what a shambles![3], and

And ... help![1], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![1], and ... help![2], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[1], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![2], and, Jesus, save me![1], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[2], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[1], and, Jesus, save me![2], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![1], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[2], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[1], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![2], and, Lord, have mercy![1], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[2], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[1], and, Lord, have mercy![2], and give me your fucking house![1], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[2], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[1], and give me your fucking house![2], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[1], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[2], and don't look at me[1], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[2], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[1], and don't look at me[2], and I never wanted to be your leader[1], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[2], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[1], and I never wanted to be your leader[2], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![1], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[2], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[1], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![2], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![1], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[2], and give me everything you own[1], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![2], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[1], and give me everything you own[2], and ... what a shambles![1], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[2], and ... help![3], and ... what a shambles![2], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![3], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[3], and, Jesus, save me![3], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[3], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![3], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[3], and, Lord, have mercy![3], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[3], and give me your fucking house![3], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[3], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[3], and don't look at me[3], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[3], and I never wanted to be your leader[3], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[3], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![3], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[3], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![3], and give me everything you own[3], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[3], and ... what a shambles![3], and

And ... help![1], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![1], and ... help![2], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[1], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![2], and, Jesus, save me![1], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[2], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[1], and, Jesus, save me![2], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![1], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[2], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[1], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![2], and, Lord, have mercy![1], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[2], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[1], and, Lord, have mercy![2], and give me your fucking house![1], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[2], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[1], and give me your fucking house![2], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[1], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[2], and don't look at me[1], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[2], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[1], and don't look at me[2], and I never wanted to be your leader[1], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[2], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[1], and I never wanted to be your leader[2], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![1], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[2], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[1], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![2], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![1], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[2], and give me everything you own[1], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![2], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[1], and give me everything you own[2], and ... what a shambles![1], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[2], and ... help![3], and ... what a shambles![2], and Michael Fowke for PM - ?!?! / Are you insane?![3], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / ... and I'm still DIZZY(!) after all these spins / Man, I love the lifestyle[3], and, Jesus, save me![3], and I'm having the mother of all meltdowns ...[3], and ... NOTHING HAS CHANGED - !!! / oh, hear me screech! / and I'm not panicking![3], and I am so strong and stable, believe me, ha! / No, no, no, it's not a fake claim[3], and, Lord, have mercy![3], and I know some of YOU(!) want me to be prime minister ... but I'm really not up to it, seriously[3], and give me your fucking house![3], and if only Biff Tannen were here to hold my hand ...[3], and maybe, just maybe ... there is someone so calm ... who can lead you to the promised land[3], and don't look at me[3], and I'm a sha, sha, sha ... man / and I'm totally unsuited to the real world, you dig?[3], and I never wanted to be your leader[3], and I was happy writing my blog, strumming my guitar / Oh, I have no ideas for society[3], and I'm shaking, and I can't control my voice - 'Me?!' - No, my voice, you idiot![3], and don't believe what they say! / Oh, it's fake, fake, fake ...[3], and maybe, just maybe ... I'm absolutely DEMENTED - !!! / Fools, I'm not fit to rule![3], and give me everything you own[3], and, you, you, YOU(!) - !!! ... !!! / uh ... turn, turn, turn ... a-ROUND here[3], and ... what a shambles![3], and