Wednesday 17 April 2024

Poetry, poetry, poetry, oooh!

And, uh ... Cornwall.

Yeah! Why not? It's the last post of the week.

Anyway ...

Yeah, I'll have a go at that rough draft for the VERY BIG POEM ... tomorrow and Friday. No 3-hour sessions. I'll just go for it, morning to night, you dig? When I'm not doing other stuff, like blog-related stuff, obviously. Or washing my hair.

Anyway, I been thinking ... what was the last poem written that your average person in the street knows about and can maybe quote from? I say it's got to be This Be The Verse, written by Philip Larkin in, uh ... 1971. 1971. 1971.

Never mind, eh?

Oh, I've still only got seven poems, kooks. Been scrapping a lot, you see.

Now, if you put a poem online, you can't send it to a magazine or put it in a competition, BUT(!) ... I think you can still put it in a volume one day. Yes, I'm sure you can.

Anyway, here's my most minor of the seven ...


Gone

It's not easy to be GONE(!)
From the world
While you're still alive,
It takes great courage:
You need
To lose
Your fear
Of 
Death.
Are you man enough?
Are you woman enough?
Are you mad soul enough?
(Who am I talking to?)
Don't laugh.

It's no laughing matter
Staring into a mirror
And finding
Nothing
There.


Yeah, it's just a little thing. I actually wrote it in my head while eating a cheese sandwich, believe it or not.

In sixth place, I would put On the Island ... and if you watch that CJ Explores St Ives video on YouTube, you will see Charlotte lying on the grass on the island. Ha! Great minds think alike! No hot tornado though.

And if you watch their Looe and Polperro video ... you will see Charlotte sitting on that bench I told you about. Great minds, etc, etc.

Anyway ...

Wish me luck with my rough draft.

'Good luck, Mikey!'

Thanks, Voice.

ENDS
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LSEG Lipper: European ETF yearbook 2024

Hi,

Please see attached for the LSEG Lipper European ETF Yearbook 2024.

Thanks,

Nsikan

Oh, I don't like the look of this.

'It's a very short email, isn't it?'

That's what I'm thinking, Voice. A very short email from Nsikan, and then ...

'A PDF attachment.'

Yes, a PDF attachment.

'What do you think is inside that attachment, boss?'

Carnage. Pure carnage.

'Lucky, you mean?'

I mean Lucky.

'Are you going to open it then?'

Not yet.

'When?'

In a minute - !!!

'Christ. Just open it now. Get it over and done with.'

Yeah.

'What are you doing?'

I'm looking at the other PR emails.

'Oh, come on!'

All right, all right.

European ETF Industry Review: 2023   4 Estimated Net Flows by Replication Methodology .................................................................................................................... 42 A View on Fees and Expenses .................................................................................................................................................. 43 An Analysis of the Total Expense Ratios (TERs) of ETFs in Europe ........................................................................................ 43 Average Total Expense Ratios by Asset Type .......................................................................................................................... 44 Total Expense Ratios of Plain Vanilla ETFs .............................................................................................................................. 45 Total Expense Ratios of Active ETFs ........................................................................................................................................ 46 Total Expense Ratios of Factor-Based ETFs ............................................................................................................................ 47 Total Expense Ratios of Factor-Based Bond ETFs ................................................................................................................... 48 Total Expense Ratios of Factor-Based Equity ETFs ................................................................................................................. 49 Total Expense Ratios of ETFs by SFDR Article ........................................................................................................................ 50 Are ESG-Related ETFs Too Expensive? .................................................................................................................................. 53 The European ETF Landscape – ETF Launches and Closures .............................................................................................. 55 ETFs with a High Closure Risk—The ETF Death List ............................................................................................................... 62 Why are ETF Promoters Closing ETFs? ................................................................................................................................... 63 Methodology and Results .......................................................................................................................................................... 64 The ETF Death List as of December 31, 2023 .......................................................................................................................... 64 Why Every Fund Management Company Needs an ETF Strategy .......................................................................................... 66 The Future of the European ETF Industry 2024 and Beyond .................................................................................................. 68 Appendix 1: A Brief History of the European ETF Industry .................................................................................................... 71 Contact Details ............................................................................................................................................................................ 77  

Lucky! Lucky!

What?

What is that?!

Oh sorry guys I think it was supposed to be some charts or tables or something

FFS.

Sorry

European ETF industry review 2023   5 review      of the European              ETF Industry 2023                   its fair to say               that 2023 was a challenging year for portfolio managers                around the globe!            since the markets were driven by a number of different factors and unpredictable            incidents each of these               could have caused a major market downturn on their own first          of all there were a lot!                              of geopolitical tensions around the globe beside the war in Ukraine which showed             that democratic         states might be        more vulnerable than                     one may think!               the concerns of European investors increased towards the end of 2023 since the actions    taken by the Houthi                rebels in the red!                         sea have the power!                       to disrupt the still vulnerable delivery chains in Europe and other parts of the world also there were economic factors which burdened the expectations of investors such as Chinas failure to                                     meet the growth!                     expectations of investors when its economy was reopened after the end of the countrys zero          thing strategy    talking about China the credit crisis in the Chinese real estate sector later in the year was another factor that could have caused a market downturn if it wasnt handled well by the Chinese government               nevertheless investors               are still cautious about investments in China after the           meltdown in the bond        segment during the interest            hiking cycle!           over the course of 2022     investors hoped that the measures taken by central banks would bring down inflation and lead to falling interest rates this -

All right, Lucky.

Theres a lot of this

Yes, I'm sure there is, but -

assumption went!             against the hawkish!                    statements of central             banks        around the globe                 for the first 10!            months of 2023                  the relatively high!              interest rates     raised              fears that some major!       economies such as the       US would face a hard          landing in addition to this some investors might have recalled                              bad memories!           when the 

STOP!

Uh

STOP! STOP!

Lucky ...

'Where is he?'

Gone now, I think.

'Oh.'

Absolutely ridiculous.

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Tuesday 16 April 2024

[No. 1,192]

And oh hello[1], and kooks yous lovers of words[1], and oh hello[2], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[1], and kooks yous lovers of words[2], and anyway my kooks[1], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[2], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[1], and anyway my kooks[2], and Ive been thinking again Christ[1], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[2], and ha ha ha its my life[1], and Ive been thinking again Christ[2], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[1], and ha ha ha its my life[2], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[1], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[2], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[1], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[2], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[1], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[2], and listen listen[1], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[2], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[1], and listen listen[2], and what can be done[1], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[2], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[1], and what can be done[2], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[1], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[2], and sneaky grandeur[1], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[2], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[1], and sneaky grandeur[2], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[1], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[2], and it could happen[1], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[2], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[1], and it could happen[2], and amazing really after all this time[1], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[2], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[1], and amazing really after all this time[2], and they dragged me away from music[1], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[2], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[1], and they dragged me away from music[2], and what a nightmare[1], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[2], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[1], and what a nightmare[2], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[1], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[2], and Im rarely in the loop of course[1], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[2], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[1], and Im rarely in the loop of course[2], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[1], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[2], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[1], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[2], and but but[1], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[2], and Billy has hands!!![1], and but but[2], and thats a relief[1], and Billy has hands!!![2], and oh hello[3], and thats a relief[2], and kooks yous lovers of words[3], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[3], and anyway my kooks[3], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[3], and Ive been thinking again Christ[3], and ha ha ha its my life[3], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[3], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[3], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[3], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[3], and listen listen[3], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[3], and what can be done[3], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[3], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[3], and sneaky grandeur[3], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[3], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[3], and it could happen[3], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[3], and amazing really after all this time[3], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[3], and they dragged me away from music[3], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[3], and what a nightmare[3], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[3], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[3], and Im rarely in the loop of course[3], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[3], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[3], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[3], and but but[2], and Billy has hands!!![3], and thats a relief[3], and

And oh hello[1], and kooks yous lovers of words[1], and oh hello[2], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[1], and kooks yous lovers of words[2], and anyway my kooks[1], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[2], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[1], and anyway my kooks[2], and Ive been thinking again Christ[1], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[2], and ha ha ha its my life[1], and Ive been thinking again Christ[2], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[1], and ha ha ha its my life[2], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[1], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[2], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[1], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[2], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[1], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[2], and listen listen[1], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[2], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[1], and listen listen[2], and what can be done[1], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[2], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[1], and what can be done[2], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[1], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[2], and sneaky grandeur[1], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[2], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[1], and sneaky grandeur[2], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[1], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[2], and it could happen[1], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[2], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[1], and it could happen[2], and amazing really after all this time[1], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[2], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[1], and amazing really after all this time[2], and they dragged me away from music[1], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[2], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[1], and they dragged me away from music[2], and what a nightmare[1], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[2], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[1], and what a nightmare[2], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[1], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[2], and Im rarely in the loop of course[1], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[2], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[1], and Im rarely in the loop of course[2], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[1], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[2], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[1], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[2], and but but[1], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[2], and Billy has hands!!![1], and but but[2], and thats a relief[1], and Billy has hands!!![2], and oh hello[3], and thats a relief[2], and kooks yous lovers of words[3], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[3], and anyway my kooks[3], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[3], and Ive been thinking again Christ[3], and ha ha ha its my life[3], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[3], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[3], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[3], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[3], and listen listen[3], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[3], and what can be done[3], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[3], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[3], and sneaky grandeur[3], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[3], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[3], and it could happen[3], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[3], and amazing really after all this time[3], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[3], and they dragged me away from music[3], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[3], and what a nightmare[3], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[3], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[3], and Im rarely in the loop of course[3], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[3], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[3], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[3], and but but[2], and Billy has hands!!![3], and thats a relief[3], and

And oh hello[1], and kooks yous lovers of words[1], and oh hello[2], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[1], and kooks yous lovers of words[2], and anyway my kooks[1], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[2], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[1], and anyway my kooks[2], and Ive been thinking again Christ[1], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[2], and ha ha ha its my life[1], and Ive been thinking again Christ[2], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[1], and ha ha ha its my life[2], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[1], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[2], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[1], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[2], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[1], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[2], and listen listen[1], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[2], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[1], and listen listen[2], and what can be done[1], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[2], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[1], and what can be done[2], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[1], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[2], and sneaky grandeur[1], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[2], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[1], and sneaky grandeur[2], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[1], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[2], and it could happen[1], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[2], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[1], and it could happen[2], and amazing really after all this time[1], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[2], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[1], and amazing really after all this time[2], and they dragged me away from music[1], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[2], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[1], and they dragged me away from music[2], and what a nightmare[1], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[2], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[1], and what a nightmare[2], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[1], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[2], and Im rarely in the loop of course[1], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[2], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[1], and Im rarely in the loop of course[2], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[1], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[2], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[1], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[2], and but but[1], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[2], and Billy has hands!!![1], and but but[2], and thats a relief[1], and Billy has hands!!![2], and oh hello[3], and thats a relief[2], and kooks yous lovers of words[3], and yes yes even though I dreamt a piano tune last night my life[3], and anyway my kooks[3], and words words words again can there be any harm in it well maybe[3], and Ive been thinking again Christ[3], and ha ha ha its my life[3], and if Dylan Thomas were alive today Im pretty sure he would have a hard time of it[3], and too ooo poetic with all the rhetoric you dig[3], and uh uh gotta tone that shit down man and mention some brands and some coffee shops yeah[3], and what no no no thank you I wont thank you[3], and listen listen[3], and subcultures dont get sub by accident you know oh not if they were once the heart of the culture[3], and what can be done[3], and tell me tell me no Ill tell you[3], and yous gotta be clever and so ooo crafty I suppose yes thats the only way in[3], and sneaky grandeur[3], and imagine Dylan and Billy and Shakey as sort of spies today if they were ghosts maybe ha[3], and sneaking in with words words words of such power[3], and it could happen[3], and Billy yes Billy well you know I mean I told you didnt I yes yes all about Billy ghost and his friend too[3], and amazing really after all this time[3], and but but but I suppose that Christmas Day dream was a sign of how serious the situation has become[3], and they dragged me away from music[3], and did they screw up my home so I gotta be in a tent on a beach or a cliff I dont know no[3], and what a nightmare[3], and I wouldnt be surprised with the cosmos all ruthless like with no human feelings at all like[3], and but theres a reason and a plan got to be[3], and Im rarely in the loop of course[3], and Im just confused about life my life and my destiny these days[3], and Ill leave it all in the cosmosses capable hands even though it dont have no hands my friends ha[3], and the dolphins dont have hands neither[3], and but but[2], and Billy has hands!!![3], and thats a relief[3], and

STAR 2024 accreditations

What?!

Press Release

STAR 2024 Accreditations

Okay.

STAR, the industry award scheme designed to combat delays in electronic transfer times, has published the 2024 accreditations. The initiative awarded 37 brands with accreditations - an increase of 16% from last year.

Well, what do you want me to do about it?!

'They want you to write about it, boss.'

I am writing about it - !!!

These people ...

Transfer delays are all too common in this sector, causing frustration amongst customers, cost and effort, and potential loss of reputational damage for firms. The STAR initiative was created to recognise and award firms that are trying to improve transfer times - these are the firms that have signed up to STAR and are submitting Management Information (MI), fostering industry transparency, and demonstrating that they have taken steps to address process issues.

Uh. Is this important? Really?

Come on, Julie, make some sense, please.

Julie Gawthorpe, Operations Director at Wealthtime, says:

"I'm in heaven when you smile."

Thank you. That's made my day.

'Kooks -'

Julie Gawthorpe, Operations Director at Wealthtime, says:

"STAR is doing my head in."

'Boss, leave it!!!'

Julie Gawthorpe, Operations Director at Wealthtime, says:

"STAR is doing important work to drive good practice and transparency across the industry. The two accreditations we've gained are a great reflection of the significant investment in service we've already made across the group. They will spur us on to continue to focus on and invest in service, of which timely transfers are a key part."

Andy, make some sense, please, please.

Andrew Marker, STAR Chair, comments:

"I am proud of how far the STAR initiative has come in the years of accrediting firms. This year, it has seen a significant increase in organisations being accredited, which is reflective of the FCA's Consumer Duty rules and organisations recognising that improving transfers is key to not only fulfilling these rules, but also driving their own success. We commend the firms that have taken proactive steps to participate in STAR. It signifies their willingness to be transparent, their dedication to improving transfer times and ultimately, enhance the customer experience."

All right.

Never mind.

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...

Anything else?

I don't know. You tell me.

Oh yeah?

Well, I don't know.

Yeah? That's interesting.

I imagine -

'Who are you talking to, boss?'

I'm listening, Voice.

'Who are you listening to, FFS?'

The readers.

'Oh, you've cracked now, haven't you?'

Shut up.

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Monday 15 April 2024

[No. 1,191] VERY BIG POEM

This ain't it, obviously.

And this is a conceptual[1], and, but, but ... I got a plan![1], and this is a conceptual[2], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[1], and, but, but ... I got a plan![2], and Christ you know[1], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[2], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[1], and Christ you know[2], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[1], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[2], and listen listen[1], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[2], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[1], and listen listen[2], and thats a fact yes[1], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[2], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[1], and thats a fact yes[2], and no no no opinion[1], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[2], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[1], and no no no opinion[2], and come on[1], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[2], and anyway heres my plan ...[1], and come on[2], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[1], and anyway heres my plan ...[2], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[1], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[2], and really going for it yeah[1], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[2], and then and then ...[1], and really going for it yeah[2], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[1], and then and then ...[2], and a year or two if I need that long[1], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[2], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[1], and a year or two if I need that long[2], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[1], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[2], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[1], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[2], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![1], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[2], and do yous understand[1], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![2], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[1], and do yous understand[2], and human and real robots oh both kinds[1], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[2], and its time and energy my friends[1], and human and real robots oh both kinds[2], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[1], and its time and energy my friends[2], and youll see reality the way it really is[1], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[2], and will you believe???[1], and youll see reality the way it really is[2], and in magic uh not in the tragic[1], and will you believe???[2], and COME ON - !!![1], and in magic uh not in the tragic[2], and this is a conceptual[3], and COME ON - !!![2], and, but, but ... I got a plan![3], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[3], and Christ you know[3], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[3], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[3], and listen listen[3], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[3], and thats a fact yes[3], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[3], and no no no opinion[3], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[3], and come on[3], and anyway heres my plan ...[3], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[3], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[3], and really going for it yeah[3], and then and then ...[3], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[3], and a year or two if I need that long[3], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[3], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[3], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[3], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![3], and do yous understand[3], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[3], and human and real robots oh both kinds[3], and its time and energy my friends[3], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[3], and youll see reality the way it really is[3], and will you believe???[3], and in magic uh not in the tragic[3], and COME ON - !!![3], and

And this is a conceptual[1], and, but, but ... I got a plan![1], and this is a conceptual[2], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[1], and, but, but ... I got a plan![2], and Christ you know[1], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[2], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[1], and Christ you know[2], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[1], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[2], and listen listen[1], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[2], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[1], and listen listen[2], and thats a fact yes[1], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[2], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[1], and thats a fact yes[2], and no no no opinion[1], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[2], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[1], and no no no opinion[2], and come on[1], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[2], and anyway heres my plan ...[1], and come on[2], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[1], and anyway heres my plan ...[2], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[1], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[2], and really going for it yeah[1], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[2], and then and then ...[1], and really going for it yeah[2], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[1], and then and then ...[2], and a year or two if I need that long[1], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[2], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[1], and a year or two if I need that long[2], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[1], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[2], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[1], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[2], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![1], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[2], and do yous understand[1], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![2], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[1], and do yous understand[2], and human and real robots oh both kinds[1], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[2], and its time and energy my friends[1], and human and real robots oh both kinds[2], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[1], and its time and energy my friends[2], and youll see reality the way it really is[1], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[2], and will you believe???[1], and youll see reality the way it really is[2], and in magic uh not in the tragic[1], and will you believe???[2], and COME ON - !!![1], and in magic uh not in the tragic[2], and this is a conceptual[3], and COME ON - !!![2], and, but, but ... I got a plan![3], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[3], and Christ you know[3], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[3], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[3], and listen listen[3], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[3], and thats a fact yes[3], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[3], and no no no opinion[3], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[3], and come on[3], and anyway heres my plan ...[3], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[3], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[3], and really going for it yeah[3], and then and then ...[3], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[3], and a year or two if I need that long[3], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[3], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[3], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[3], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![3], and do yous understand[3], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[3], and human and real robots oh both kinds[3], and its time and energy my friends[3], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[3], and youll see reality the way it really is[3], and will you believe???[3], and in magic uh not in the tragic[3], and COME ON - !!![3], and

And this is a conceptual[1], and, but, but ... I got a plan![1], and this is a conceptual[2], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[1], and, but, but ... I got a plan![2], and Christ you know[1], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[2], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[1], and Christ you know[2], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[1], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[2], and listen listen[1], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[2], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[1], and listen listen[2], and thats a fact yes[1], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[2], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[1], and thats a fact yes[2], and no no no opinion[1], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[2], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[1], and no no no opinion[2], and come on[1], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[2], and anyway heres my plan ...[1], and come on[2], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[1], and anyway heres my plan ...[2], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[1], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[2], and really going for it yeah[1], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[2], and then and then ...[1], and really going for it yeah[2], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[1], and then and then ...[2], and a year or two if I need that long[1], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[2], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[1], and a year or two if I need that long[2], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[1], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[2], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[1], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[2], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![1], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[2], and do yous understand[1], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![2], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[1], and do yous understand[2], and human and real robots oh both kinds[1], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[2], and its time and energy my friends[1], and human and real robots oh both kinds[2], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[1], and its time and energy my friends[2], and youll see reality the way it really is[1], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[2], and will you believe???[1], and youll see reality the way it really is[2], and in magic uh not in the tragic[1], and will you believe???[2], and COME ON - !!![1], and in magic uh not in the tragic[2], and this is a conceptual[3], and COME ON - !!![2], and, but, but ... I got a plan![3], and listen to me yous kooks if you care about poetry and want it to be more than a small subculture[3], and Christ you know[3], and Eliot's The Waste Land is the greatest poem ever written for two reasons ...[3], and oh what are they youre wondering ha ha[3], and listen listen[3], and, well ... reason one: A great VERY BIG POEM is always going to be better than a great BIG POEM or a great small poem[3], and thats a fact yes[3], and, so, uh ... reason two: The Waste Land is the only VERY BIG POEM that can be read from beginning to end without boredom setting in[3], and no no no opinion[3], and yes yes another amazing fact from me cosmic brain because I know stuff you dig[3], and come on[3], and anyway heres my plan ...[3], and for my VERY BIG POEM oh yes[3], and Ill write a rough draft of roughly 2,500 words 500 to 600 lines in six 3-hour sessions[3], and really going for it yeah[3], and then and then ...[3], and Ill make a superhuman effort as long as it takes until this poem is better than The Waste Land or Ill scrap it[3], and a year or two if I need that long[3], and ... ... ... Can it be done in a month??? ... before Im gone gone gone[3], and believe me Ill scrap it and stick to BIG POEMs and small poems I dont mind its okay dont mind at all[3], and but but but ... I must reach for it I must[3], and VERY ... BIG ... POEM ... ... ... Come on!!![3], and do yous understand[3], and I got the ambition of a mad soul man that must beat the robots because they are coming they are coming[3], and human and real robots oh both kinds[3], and its time and energy my friends[3], and itll be words words words polished and concentrated beyond belief[3], and youll see reality the way it really is[3], and will you believe???[3], and in magic uh not in the tragic[3], and COME ON - !!![3], and

Zeus be with us!

'This is the title, boss -'

LSEG Lipper: performance review - relative performance of equity funds as of March 31, 2024

Whatever.

Hello,

Hello.

Please see attached for the latest analysis of the relative performance of active managed equity funds vs. their respective fund manager benchmarks. This also includes an alternative analysis of the relative performance vs. the Lipper assigned technical indicators (peergroup benchmarks).

Thanks,

Nsikan

Okay.

Lucky did it.

Ah, Christ.

'Ha!'

Yeah, all right. 

oooh performance!          review relative performance equity funds as of March 31   2024   7     in more detail 3 533 39 06% conventional                 funds beat!                  their respective fund manager benchmarks while 5       513  60        94% showed!               an underperformance over the course of the analysed time period the disadvantage of actively managed products gets even clearer                  in the segment!                         of ESG        related funds where only 28        89%    1     431 of the available       products showed an outperformance while 71    11%    3   523 of funds showed an underperformance compared to their respective fund manager benchmarks  graph 2       percentage of outperforming and underperforming funds relative performance vs fund manager benchmarks between April 1 2023 and March 31 2024 by management approach   source LSEG Lipper   performance review  relative performance equity funds as of March 31   2024                 8 to evaluate!             the success of actively managed funds it is not enough to count the funds which have outperformed or underperformed their respective fund manager           benchmarks it is!              also important to analyze the respective                  margin the overall!                                 average performance of conventional funds between April 1 2023 and March 31 2024 was negative 2               04%                while ESG          related showed an on average higher overall underperformance of negative 3               77% a closer!                                    look at the performance!         pattern shows that outperforming ESG                 related funds showed a lower average outperformance 4       95% compared                to their conventional                peers 5              53% the same                  pattern is true                   for the average underperformance since ESG                      related funds 7          31%   showed a higher                 underperformance compared to their conventional peers     6             89% graph 3                average outperformance and underperformance of active managed funds relative performance vs fund manager benchmark between April 1                2023 and March 31              2024 by management approach  source LSEG                               lipper these results!                 may indicate that the market environment over the analyzed time period was in favor of conventional funds since companies from some of the so                      called old economy            sectors showed good returns alongside             the magnificent seven           that said             companies from the old             economy sectors are often            not as advanced with regard to their ESG                        credentials and therefore                are often excluded from ESG                       related portfolios keeping in mind that a high number              of ESG             related funds are using conventional fund manager benchmarks it can be concluded that the overall success of ESG            related funds compared to their conventional                     peers is highly!                    dependent on market trends          performance review relative performance equity funds as of March 31           2024                      9 results                    relative performance of actively managed funds                     versus their technical                    indicators the usage of the technical                    indicator led to                   a larger universe!                    of funds for this analysis but even as the fund universe grew by more than 10    000 products to 24     341 funds and ETFs                     we witnessed somewhat!                       the same results for the relative performance of actively managed equity funds versus their technical          indicators this is because 7           636 products 31   37% were able to outperform their technical indicators meanwhile 16       705 products 68    63%    showed an underperformance these                   results are echoing!                          the trend visible!                        in the relative performance vs the fund manager benchmarks        since the results are also     slightly better               than those from the previous report the overall average relative performance of all equity funds compared to their technical indicators for the analyzed time period is negative 7   26% this average underperformance is worse than in previous report   3   58%   graph 4 percentage of outperforming and underperforming funds relative performance vs technical indicator between April 1    2023   and March 31  2024  Source  LSEG Lipper  performance                         review relative         performance equity                  funds as of             March 31   2024          10 a closer!                   look at the details!        shows that the underlying          pattern of the ratio!                   between outperforming and underperforming funds relative to their technical indicators is somewhat in line with results when comparing the funds with their fund manager                     benchmarks the majority!                     of conventional funds 10    693 or 64   93% showed an underperformance compared to their respective technical indicator    while 5    776         or 35           07% showed!                       an                                 outperformance these!                        numbers echoed!                           the slight improvement in the overall numbers conversely the results for ESG               related products were worse compared to the former report as 76        37%     6   012 of the ESG             related products showed an underperformance while 23      63%    1  860            showed an outperformance  graph 5 percentage             of outperforming and underperforming funds relative performance vs technical indicator between April 1 2023 and March 31          2024 by management          approach  source LSEG                       lipper as far as the relative                 performance versus the technical indicator is concerned one needs also to evaluate the level of outperformance and underperformance to evaluate the success of the respective funds versus their technical indicators in general it can be said that the gap between the average out and underperformance has               widened as the universe             of analyzed funds has increased this increase might be caused by the fact that the technical indicator is not always a suitable benchmark for performance comparisons as it may not fully represent the eligible investment universe of specific funds especially when they are following

Okay.

See ya guys!

'Thanks, Lucky!'

Why are you thanking him, Voice?

'Just being polite.'

Right.

'He's a hard worker, you know.'

Of course he is.

'He's just not very good at it, that's all. Blame all the people who hire him.'

I do!

Anyway, kooks ...

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Thursday 11 April 2024

NEWS RELEASE

Oh, no. Come on. Really? What now?!

Blockchain industry primed for $291 billion revenue by 2030 driven by asset tokenization, says GlobalData.

Uh. Really?

The blockchain industry, although volatile and nascent, has made significant progress in a short span of time, driven by remarkable innovation. Global blockchain platform and services revenue is set to grow from $12 billion in 2023 to $291 billion in 2030.  This growth trajectory reflects a more delineated and specialized expenditure pattern, with specific areas such as asset tokenization, blockchain development, and infrastructure services serving as primary drivers of market expansion, says GlobalData, a leading data and analytics company.

Fine.

'I didn't think you wrote about this sort of thing, boss. Blockchain and that.'

I don't, Voice. But I haven't got many PR emails at the moment.

'What about that one from Detlef and the gang?'

I'm saving it for Monday.

'Oh.'

Anyway ... oh, who's this?!

Nicklas Nilsson, Thematic Intelligence Consultant at GlobalData, comments: "When blockchain entered the corporate arena, it was one of the most hyped technologies ever. This initial enthusiasm proved to be a double-edged sword, as early adoption was driven by novelty rather than strategic value, leading to misaligned expectations and objectives and a lack of consideration for its appropriateness in specific use cases or industries."

It's Nicklas.

Thanks, man.

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'Let him conclude, FFS.'

All right.

Sorry, Nick. Conclude, my friend.

Nilsson concludes: "Thanks, Mikey. Blockchain adoption is unfolding more like a steady journey than a sprint. The early phase of experimentation has given way to more targeted efforts, informed by valuable insights. Even as blockchain remains in its early stages, the innovation it fosters is impressive, with asset tokenization standing out as a prime example. This steady advance in enterprise adoption underlines blockchain's potential to significantly impact various sectors over time."

Finished?

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...

Anything else, kooks?

Yeah, there's something else.

Let's get serious for a moment.

Do you ever look around at the world ... and literally see Satan everywhere?

'Ha!'

Do you see Satan lurking in everyone's eyes?

'Ooh!'

And, yes ... I do mean everyone.

'Well ...'

Except spiritual aristocrats, of course ... who are above the human race.

Except dolphins, of course ... who ain't human, obviously.

Man, I'm thinking back to that dream I had ... you know, when the dolphins came looking for me on land. I wish I had gone with them. Watery world of dreams! That was a missed opportunity, for sure.

'They love you, Mikey.'

I know. I know, Voice.

I just wish I could be with them ... all the time.

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Tuesday 9 April 2024

[No. 1,190]

And oh hello hello[1], and you yous are yous here of course you are[1], and oh hello hello[2], and so what now[1], and you yous are yous here of course you are[2], and I cant say I just cant say[1], and so what now[2], and uh uh[1], and I cant say I just cant say[2], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[1], and uh uh[2], and why should I[1], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[2], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[1], and why should I[2], and I dont oh[1], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[2], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[1], and I dont oh[2], and yous know yeah[1], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[2], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[1], and yous know yeah[2], and listen to me if you can if you want[1], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[2], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[1], and listen to me if you can if you want[2], and come on please[1], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[2], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[1], and come on please[2], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[1], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[2], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[1], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[2], and if yous understand thats great[1], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[2], and ha ha ha[1], and if yous understand thats great[2], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[1], and ha ha ha[2], and one day come on[1], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[2], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[1], and one day come on[2], and one day I will[1], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[2], and well come on[1], and one day I will[2], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[1], and well come on[2], and is that my fear or wish[1], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[2], and anyway come on[1], and is that my fear or wish[2], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[1], and anyway come on[2], and yeah yeah[1], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[2], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[1], and yeah yeah[2], and its just what it is[1], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[2], and oh hello hello[3], and its just what it is[2], and you yous are yous here of course you are[3], and so what now[3], and I cant say I just cant say[3], and uh uh[3], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[3], and why should I[3], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[3], and I dont oh[3], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[3], and yous know yeah[3], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[3], and listen to me if you can if you want[3], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[3], and come on please[3], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[3], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[3], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[3], and if yous understand thats great[3], and ha ha ha[3], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[3], and one day come on[3], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[3], and one day I will[3], and well come on[3], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[3], and is that my fear or wish[3], and anyway come on[3], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[3], and yeah yeah[3], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[3], and its just what it is[3], and

And oh hello hello[1], and you yous are yous here of course you are[1], and oh hello hello[2], and so what now[1], and you yous are yous here of course you are[2], and I cant say I just cant say[1], and so what now[2], and uh uh[1], and I cant say I just cant say[2], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[1], and uh uh[2], and why should I[1], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[2], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[1], and why should I[2], and I dont oh[1], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[2], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[1], and I dont oh[2], and yous know yeah[1], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[2], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[1], and yous know yeah[2], and listen to me if you can if you want[1], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[2], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[1], and listen to me if you can if you want[2], and come on please[1], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[2], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[1], and come on please[2], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[1], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[2], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[1], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[2], and if yous understand thats great[1], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[2], and ha ha ha[1], and if yous understand thats great[2], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[1], and ha ha ha[2], and one day come on[1], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[2], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[1], and one day come on[2], and one day I will[1], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[2], and well come on[1], and one day I will[2], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[1], and well come on[2], and is that my fear or wish[1], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[2], and anyway come on[1], and is that my fear or wish[2], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[1], and anyway come on[2], and yeah yeah[1], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[2], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[1], and yeah yeah[2], and its just what it is[1], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[2], and oh hello hello[3], and its just what it is[2], and you yous are yous here of course you are[3], and so what now[3], and I cant say I just cant say[3], and uh uh[3], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[3], and why should I[3], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[3], and I dont oh[3], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[3], and yous know yeah[3], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[3], and listen to me if you can if you want[3], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[3], and come on please[3], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[3], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[3], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[3], and if yous understand thats great[3], and ha ha ha[3], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[3], and one day come on[3], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[3], and one day I will[3], and well come on[3], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[3], and is that my fear or wish[3], and anyway come on[3], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[3], and yeah yeah[3], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[3], and its just what it is[3], and

And oh hello hello[1], and you yous are yous here of course you are[1], and oh hello hello[2], and so what now[1], and you yous are yous here of course you are[2], and I cant say I just cant say[1], and so what now[2], and uh uh[1], and I cant say I just cant say[2], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[1], and uh uh[2], and why should I[1], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[2], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[1], and why should I[2], and I dont oh[1], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[2], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[1], and I dont oh[2], and yous know yeah[1], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[2], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[1], and yous know yeah[2], and listen to me if you can if you want[1], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[2], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[1], and listen to me if you can if you want[2], and come on please[1], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[2], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[1], and come on please[2], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[1], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[2], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[1], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[2], and if yous understand thats great[1], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[2], and ha ha ha[1], and if yous understand thats great[2], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[1], and ha ha ha[2], and one day come on[1], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[2], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[1], and one day come on[2], and one day I will[1], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[2], and well come on[1], and one day I will[2], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[1], and well come on[2], and is that my fear or wish[1], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[2], and anyway come on[1], and is that my fear or wish[2], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[1], and anyway come on[2], and yeah yeah[1], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[2], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[1], and yeah yeah[2], and its just what it is[1], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[2], and oh hello hello[3], and its just what it is[2], and you yous are yous here of course you are[3], and so what now[3], and I cant say I just cant say[3], and uh uh[3], and I cant say it matters what it is yes now[3], and why should I[3], and when Im and Ive been aRound does it or has it ever matters or mattered what the words say[3], and I dont oh[3], and the last ones dont cant matter not uh now[3], and yous know yeah[3], and if they never ah never mind and mattered eh its just aint it yes it is[3], and listen to me if you can if you want[3], and no pressure for you no no no understand me[3], and come on please[3], and Im feeling maybe free er or maybe I dont know and cant say for sure but who cares right[3], and with the crumble you feel worse or better[3], and its hard to say man ha which is why Im saying exactly nothing ha for your entertainment[3], and if yous understand thats great[3], and ha ha ha[3], and if yous dont thats even better or worse maybe I cant even decide whats what with this[3], and one day come on[3], and Im thinking one day almost but I cant even think one day Im just stuck but trying with one[3], and one day I will[3], and well come on[3], and what will I and what will yous and what will everyones and it could be a lot of nothings one day[3], and is that my fear or wish[3], and anyway come on[3], and where was I and I uh imagine some might like to imagine I was right here enjoying the rain[3], and yeah yeah[3], and the pain sure yeah in the rain like in me head and nothing yeah[3], and its just what it is[3], and